You think you’ve known comfort? You haven’t known anything until you’ve slid your sweaty little lager into the DADDY CHiLL™ — a high-performance, waterproof, ribbed-for-everyone's-pleasure neoprene marvel that’ll grip your can tighter than your ex clung to your Netflix password.
Crafted in the forbidden labs beneath an abandoned brewery (we legally can’t say which), this coozie was forged in the ice of Mount Chillmore, battle-tested during a tailgate in Bakersfield, and approved by at least three drunk uncles.
✨ Made from neoprene — because your can deserves wetsuit-level protection.
💦 Waterproof — so your drink stays dry, even if you aren’t.
🪡 Ribbed seams — not for your pleasure, but definitely for the structural integrity of the drunkest sleeve ever engineered.
It doesn’t just keep your drink cold, it makes other coozies question their purpose.
Get one. Get five. Start a cold cult. We won’t judge.
You think you’ve known comfort? You haven’t known anything until you’ve slid your sweaty little lager into the DADDY CHiLL™ — a high-performance, waterproof, ribbed-for-everyone's-pleasure neoprene marvel that’ll grip your can tighter than your ex clung to your Netflix password.
Crafted in the forbidden labs beneath an abandoned brewery (we legally can’t say which), this coozie was forged in the ice of Mount Chillmore, battle-tested during a tailgate in Bakersfield, and approved by at least three drunk uncles.
✨ Made from neoprene — because your can deserves wetsuit-level protection.
💦 Waterproof — so your drink stays dry, even if you aren’t.
🪡 Ribbed seams — not for your pleasure, but definitely for the structural integrity of the drunkest sleeve ever engineered.
It doesn’t just keep your drink cold, it makes other coozies question their purpose.
Get one. Get five. Start a cold cult. We won’t judge.
